Happy 25th Birthday – The Onion

source: the Onion No story to tell here.  The Onion is hilarious, even if it’s less hilarious since leaving Madison, WI… And it’s 25 today, so here’s some amusing guitar-related articles from over the years.  Enjoy! Kind, Bearded Christian Has Guitar, Story To Tell Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault… Continue reading Happy 25th Birthday – The Onion

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Do not piss off your Firefighters

  Here in the bustling metropolis of Milwaukee, Wisconsin; mass producer of corn flavored beer and Pillow Person shaped asses, our Firemen are leaving us behind. Here is a recent conversation I had with Ace McFahey, from Appleton’s Engine 4, Ladder Truck 3.

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Breaking up with Brands

I sent a Dear John letter to Catalinbread the other day.  Even though I’m probably one of their smallest dealers, it was still tough as they are one of my biggest brands.  They drive more people to my site than anything else I sell.  Their pedals are the easiest to sell, because they are awesome… Continue reading Breaking up with Brands

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Volume

If you play a tube amp, you must play it loud. This is not revolutionary, but yet many people are disappointed that their amp or even their overdrive pedals don’t sound great. Do you have great sounding gear? Then turn it up. If you play at apartment/bedroom levels, you will ALWAYS be unhappy with yohr… Continue reading Volume